King Solomon’s Mines, 1985


One might assume that a film starring Richard Chamberlain, Herbert Lom and John Rhys-Davies would be a winner on star power alone.  One might also assume that a ready-made, in-jar mixture of peanut butter and jam would be a wondrous thing.

One would be wrong.  Oh so very wrong.

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